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THE 4 STAGES OF TELLYTUBBY DRUNKENESS. PO: COUPLE OF DRINKS - NOTHIN MAJOR..... DIPSY - TIPSY I COME FROM PERKIPSY - THE MERRY STAGE....TINKY WINKY......YOU START GETTIN FRISKY... WINKIN, TAKIN THE DRINK

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THIS REFERENDUM NEEDS A MESSAGE, AND I BELIEVE TENNYSON SAID IT BEST... THO' MUCH IS TAKEN, MUCH ABIDES; AND THOUGH WE ARE NOT THAT STRENGTH WHICH IN OLD DAYS MOVED EARTH AND HEAVEN; THAT WHICH WE ARE