Last time I told you about how I flash-fried my ankle and got the biggest uppercut of my life. Today I continue with this trend. Yes I know you would rather read an Adventure of a Viking-Kind and I did

Last time I told you about how I almost got squished by a tractor and how I fell on my face from a gate. Today I will continue on this line. Always Wear Safety Boots Source A large amount of the scars

In the last few days I’ve seen a few posts (that are actually part of a contest) about near-death experiences. This prompted a discussion about the subject with a few friends. I came to the conclusion

So a few days ago, I was hard at work on my boat, making it bigger so that I could go on a raid. I got a bit thirsty and decided I need to go to the inn to get something to drink before I continued. When

After some time discussing South African problems (related to Steemit) with a few of my buddies, we decided it is a good idea to start a support group for South African Steemians based on Discord. We created

So as many of you already know, I have a busted shoulder from falling off a ladder and the medication I am on for the pain is making it extremely difficult to write anything worth reading. So just hang

This one day I was sitting at the inn, trying to get drunk and lucky with the innmaid. Around that time, a dwarf walked in sideways through the door. He sat down next to me and ordered some beer. We started

A few days ago, I was busy walking around the forest, looking for some acorns, when I noticed a big cloud of smoke coming from a hill sticking out from the trees. I thought that it probably was a fire

One day I went to the forest to chop some wood so I could build a new boat for raiding. Looking around, I saw a giant tree sticking from of the forest. The tree was far away, so I went back home to get

@johangericke and I have been friends for longer than three years. For those of you who do not know me, I can only count to three, so anything more than that is an ass-load. We, possibly, met one day.

Many of you might be wondering "how did a Viking end up on the southern tip of Africa?" I will tell you this story, but be warned: it may be very graphic (or not, I have no idea). It all began

Hi there! So this is me, your friendly neighbourhood-metalhead-viking who will raid your (bar)fridge and pillage your pantry. I am from (very) sunny South Africa and work as an electrician during the day.