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Thursday, November 6, 2025 5:43 AM
Test
​Test
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Sunday, October 20, 2024 11:59 PM
Just Scroll With It
It's been a while since I've last made a list and it's been a while since such an interesting game has been developed. Simply put, Echo: The Oracle's Scroll is a standout title for the Playdate handheld
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Wednesday, March 13, 2024 11:23 PM
Bathroom break
When you remember that there was a test today
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Friday, March 8, 2024 2:19 AM
Quick Question
When a student asks the teacher what they can do to raise their grade at the end of the year after missing 100 days of school
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Monday, March 4, 2024 10:51 PM
Stopping me from logging in
When it's your last chance to figure out your password then this comes up
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Sunday, February 25, 2024 12:12 AM
Minivan Life
Showing up to the carpool lane 5 minutes before school be like
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Saturday, February 17, 2024 5:11 PM
Change of tune
Kid in class vs. parent teacher conference
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Friday, February 9, 2024 5:13 PM
Ball Handling Skills
I don't know much about football, but I know Travis Kelce scored.
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Thursday, January 25, 2024 10:52 AM
Incredible
When it's the end of the year, students haven't done anything for months, and ask if they can do an extra credit assignment to pull up their grade. How can you get extra credit when you didn't do the normal
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Monday, January 15, 2024 2:15 AM
Begone evil spirits!
Toddlers, when you try to get them to go to bed
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Friday, January 5, 2024 1:51 AM
When you gotta go
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Sunday, December 31, 2023 4:58 AM
Getting the blues
Toddlers when you tell them they can't watch Bluey for the rest of the day
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Wednesday, November 15, 2023 7:14 AM
Caught empty-handed
How it feels eating the last of your kid's Halloween candy Wish he would have thrown his wrappers away to make it easier to find the good stuff
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Sunday, November 12, 2023 3:38 AM
I blame tiktok
When kids have an analog clock in class, but need to check their phone to see what time it is
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Sunday, October 8, 2023 9:05 PM
F around and find out
When a student thinks the test was easy because they copied their friend's paper, not realizing that they had a different version.
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Thursday, September 21, 2023 10:31 PM
Price Gouging
When stagflation is so bad and you have to give an arm and a leg to get groceries, but you manage to soldier on
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Friday, September 1, 2023 10:31 PM
Teaching the kids how to clean
Seems so much different than when I was a kid
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Monday, June 26, 2023 5:35 AM
That's all folks!
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Sunday, June 11, 2023 7:39 PM
Maybe play outside
When your kid's friends come over to play
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Saturday, June 10, 2023 4:49 AM
Sorry Buddy
Canadians when they see what it's like in New York:
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