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theabsolute
punchline
2025-11-06 05:43
Test
Test
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theabsolute
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2024-10-20 23:59
Just Scroll With It
It's been a while since I've last made a list and it's been a while since such an interesting game has been developed. Simply put, Echo: The Oracle's Scroll is a standout title for the Playdate handheld
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theabsolute
punchline
2024-03-13 23:23
Bathroom break
When you remember that there was a test today
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theabsolute
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2024-03-08 02:19
Quick Question
When a student asks the teacher what they can do to raise their grade at the end of the year after missing 100 days of school
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theabsolute
punchline
2024-03-04 22:51
Stopping me from logging in
When it's your last chance to figure out your password then this comes up
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theabsolute
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2024-02-25 00:12
Minivan Life
Showing up to the carpool lane 5 minutes before school be like
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theabsolute
punchline
2024-02-17 17:11
Change of tune
Kid in class vs. parent teacher conference
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theabsolute
punchline
2024-02-09 17:13
Ball Handling Skills
I don't know much about football, but I know Travis Kelce scored.
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theabsolute
punchline
2024-01-25 10:52
Incredible
When it's the end of the year, students haven't done anything for months, and ask if they can do an extra credit assignment to pull up their grade. How can you get extra credit when you didn't do the normal
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theabsolute
punchline
2024-01-15 02:15
Begone evil spirits!
Toddlers, when you try to get them to go to bed
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theabsolute
punchline
2024-01-05 01:51
When you gotta go
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theabsolute
punchline
2023-12-31 04:58
Getting the blues
Toddlers when you tell them they can't watch Bluey for the rest of the day
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rentmoney
LeoFinance
2023-12-01 16:36
theabsolute reblogged
Free Rebellion Booster Pack Inside
Source Just moments ago I decided to login to my Hive Blockchain blog known as @rentmoney to create a blog post. But what do I blog about? Splinterlands seems like an easy choice since I have a wide range
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theabsolute
punchline
2023-11-15 07:14
Caught empty-handed
How it feels eating the last of your kid's Halloween candy Wish he would have thrown his wrappers away to make it easier to find the good stuff
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rentmoney
LeoFinance
2023-11-07 11:56
theabsolute reblogged
⭐️FREE HBD RAFFLE WEEK SIXTY-FIVE⭐️
Its about that time again, (Readers: what time is it Rentmoney?) time for our Free HBD Raffle. For those who are unfamiliar with this giveaway in our "weekly" HBD raffle we give out Free raffle
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theabsolute
punchline
2023-11-12 03:38
I blame tiktok
When kids have an analog clock in class, but need to check their phone to see what time it is
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theabsolute
punchline
2023-10-08 21:05
F around and find out
When a student thinks the test was easy because they copied their friend's paper, not realizing that they had a different version.
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theabsolute
punchline
2023-09-21 22:31
Price Gouging
When stagflation is so bad and you have to give an arm and a leg to get groceries, but you manage to soldier on
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theabsolute
punchline
2023-09-01 22:31
Teaching the kids how to clean
Seems so much different than when I was a kid
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theabsolute
punchline
2023-06-26 05:35
That's all folks!
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