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Michael J. Krusleski
@thealarmed
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Musician / Songwriter / Coffee dude / Terrible Cook
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Location
USA
Website
https://thealarmed.bandcamp.com/
Created
2017-06-02 21:14
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thealarmed
openmic
2018-11-19 04:47
Open Mic week 112 Original Song "The Power Of The Plunger"
Lyrics: My cousin Ricky is in town. He overdoes it every night at dinner. His constipation isn't sound. And it is clear that he aint gettin thinner. Now on the potty after he has had seconds and thirds
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thealarmed
music
2018-11-12 06:23
Dishwasher Relations
Lyrics: I've got a dishwasher and every other time it makes it's own decision to do it's job just right. I guess I cant control it and it really hurts my pride. Outsmarted by man-made machines, but I'll
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thealarmed
openmic
2018-11-12 05:38
Open Mic Week 111 Original Song "Dishwasher Relations"
Lyrics: I've got a dishwasher and every other time it makes it's own decision to do it's job just right. I guess I cant control it and it really hurts my pride. Outsmarted by man-made machines, but I'll
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thealarmed
life
2018-11-09 06:39
Operators for Time and Temperature after daylight savings time
Once there was a time when you could call a number and an operator would announce the time and temperature to wherever you happen to be. I wonder if there was ever a time, lets say, the day after the time
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thealarmed
crypto
2018-11-09 05:16
What if steemit had it's own exchange?
Wouldn't it be cool if the steem we acquired could be used to trade on an exchange on the steemit website? That way minnows and whales alike could learn the skills of trading and/or day-trading and be
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thealarmed
openmic
2018-11-05 06:35
Open Mic week 110 Original Song "Seasonal Allergies"
My allergies are acting up And local honey's not enough And Clartin's got too expensive this year But my dripping red nose is annoying The summer sun is heating up I'm sweating through my cloths and stuff
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thealarmed
openmic
2018-05-07 21:40
Openmic week 84 original song "Animal Insides/Endangered Dogs"
Lyrics: One of my favorite meals during holidays is "stuffing". But I dont mean to talk about Thanksgiving. I mean to bring up a different issue. I spoil my girlfriends dog with small stuffed
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thealarmed
openmic
2018-04-15 18:57
Steemit Open mic week 81 Original song: : "Two Neighbors. One Dumpster."
Lyrics: My neighbor and I are at odds today because the city only gave us one trash can. I keep a close eye on however much we're throwing away so we dont overpack and piss off our trash man. I'm sure
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thealarmed
life
2018-03-26 20:17
Friendship Is Good! :D
This is a short story about the importance of friendship. A good lesson for children and adults alike.
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thealarmed
openmic
2018-03-25 21:24
Openmic Week 78 Original Song "Magic Table"
Lyrics: Seven o'clock at sundown. Thats when I like to eat. But the lack of a dinner table is making it hard to feed. The bowls and plates are hot now. And they are scorching my lap and jeans. So I'll
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thealarmed
openmic
2018-03-18 23:33
Open Mic Week 77 Original song about refrigerators
Lyrics: Everyday I watch my food get old and spoil right before my eyes. Watching all I eat get caked with mold. Now all I sit and do is cry. But a friend of mine came the other day with a little white
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thealarmed
stories
2018-03-16 03:40
Puggy Visits The Moon, as read by Michael
This is a short story about a dog named Puggy who is trying so hard to get chocolate, he ends up in outer space. We should all look to Puggy as inspiration to push ourselves to go great lengths for what
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thealarmed
food
2018-03-14 05:54
Happy Pi Day Everyone!
Be sure to check out if places near you are doing deals on pizza and pie so you can celebrate! I hear Whole Foods and Papa Murphys and Papa Johns are all offering Pi Day deals! Check em out!
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thealarmed
openmic
2018-03-12 01:21
Open Mic Week 76 - Original song about my least favorite skin protectant
Lyrics: I hate the winter. Guess why. Cause my lips are cracking and so very dry. My situation needs medication. The kind that I just cant stand.
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thealarmed
life
2018-03-08 19:34
A Story Of Inspiration For Children, And Adults Too
I think this is something we all need to hear from time to time. I know I do!
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thealarmed
poetry
2018-03-06 21:07
Shel Silverstein as read by Michael
These are couple great poems by a truly great poet! The work of Shel Silverstein is simple but so much fun, nonetheless.
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thealarmed
shakespeare
2018-03-06 04:06
Shakespeare as read by Michael
This is a continuation of England In The Time Of Shakespeare.
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thealarmed
openmic
2018-03-04 20:28
Steemit Open Mic Week 75 original song about trying to sleep in discomfort
Lyrics: Do you get too hot when your lying in bed? Is your comforter the one to blame? And your sheets are soaked cause there covered in sweat. It's about to drive you insane! Just get a fan. It's an easy
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thealarmed
shakespeare
2018-03-04 02:19
Shakespeare read by Michael part 1
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thealarmed
soothingreadingvoice
2018-03-01 05:24
Relaxation Readings "The Hunters Wife" part 4
I mess up somewhere in the middle of this. Sorry.
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