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Michael Garcia
@thecrazygm
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Solving IT puzzles and crafting Python solutions. When not coding, I'm rolling dice in RPGs, navigating Linux (MCMXCVI), and keeping a keen eye on the Crypto space.
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May 5, 2017
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-04-02 12:02
Minimal Hive-Engine Failover Fix Branch, Looking Better Under Live Testing
Hey everyone, I wanted to write this while the work is still in motion instead of waiting until everything is polished and then pretending the path from problem to fix was cleaner than it really was. I
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-03-30 11:52
Hive-Engine RPC Failover Is Not Rolling Over Cleanly, Here Are the Two Fix Paths I’d Pitch
Hey everyone, Lately I have been digging into a streamer issue on the Hive-Engine node that I think a lot of operators have probably felt, even if they did not immediately know where the problem lived.
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-03-27 13:31
If I Rework SSC Token History, These Are the First Things I’d Change
Hey everyone, Lately I have been looking through ssc_tokens_history and thinking about what I would do if I decided to give the history node a proper modernization pass. This is not one of those "burn
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-03-18 11:11
MongoDB Kept Crashing After a Power Outage, But the Real Culprit Was Systemd
Hey everyone, If you run a Hive-Engine node, this one might save you a few hours of chasing the wrong problem. I had a power outage, my machine came back up, and suddenly mongod would not stay running.
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thecrazygm
ttt
2026-03-13 14:43
Three Tune X-Day: The Women Who Rock
Hey everyone, I intended to avoid writing another update about my persistent exhaustion or my "jello-brain." However, the truth is unavoidable: I am incredibly tired. Since the words aren't wording
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thecrazygm
dev
2026-03-06 15:38
Happy... What Day Is It?
Hey everyone, I know it is Friday because the calendar insists on it, but my internal clock has lost all sense of time. Maintaining a reverse sleep schedule is a daily battle, and while I have managed
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-02-26 15:32
Caught Up: History Node Optimization and Life
Hey everyone, I have been quiet lately, though I am still lurking in the shadows. Transitioning to a graveyard shift (11 PM – 7 AM) has been a significant adjustment. "Adulting" is a demanding
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-02-21 11:02
Update Live: Frontend Parsing for the HiveTools Tax Tool
Hey everyone, Following up on my last post, the tax tool update is officially live. I transitioned the parsing logic entirely to the frontend. The tool now processes large accounts with massive transaction
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-02-16 14:24
Battling Timeouts for Tax Tool & The HAfAH Switch
Hey everyone, It is tax time again. I recently noticed the simple account history tool (Tax Report Generator) on hivetools struggling with "worker thread timeout" errors on large accounts. To
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thecrazygm
Gaming + Roleplaying
2026-02-13 15:40
Session Zero Report: The Solo Pathfinder Experiment Begins!
Hey everyone, We’re doing a Solo Adventure. One GM. One Player. No meat-shields, no dedicated healer bot, no wizard to sleep the encounter while everyone else beats on them. Just one hero against a very
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thecrazygm
Gaming + Roleplaying
2026-02-05 15:16
The Road to Falcon’s Hollow: Setting the Stage for Adventure
Hey Everyone, Every adventure has its beginning. While I often champion in media res to kick things off with a bang, I have opted for a classic, "in the beginning" approach for this solo experiment.
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thecrazygm
Gaming + Roleplaying
2026-02-04 12:23
Putting the GM Hat Back On (After a Soul-Sucking Grocery Run)
Hey everyone, Happy lazy... whatever today is. Wednesday? Really? I intended to post yesterday, but a supply run derailed my plans. The grocery stores were barren. Whether it was storm prep or a logistical
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-01-26 10:33
Wrong Branch, Right Fix: Cleaning Up the Real History Repo
Hey everyone, Well, that was a false start. After my post yesterday about fixing up the master branch of the ssc_tokens_history repo, @forkyishere kindly pointed out that I was essentially polishing a
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-01-25 12:26
Dusting Off the Relics: Security Fixes for Hive-Engine History
Hey everyone, Sometimes, the infrastructure we rely on works so well that it effectively becomes invisible. It sits in the background, churning away, doing its job perfectly... until you look at the commit
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-01-21 09:42
hive-nectar v0.2.14 Released: Better Beacons, Caching, and Docker Fixes
Hey everyone, It’s time for another update! I’ve just pushed hive-nectar v0.2.14 to PyPI. This release focuses on stability, reducing load on our beacons, and smoothing out the experience for Docker users.
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thecrazygm
dev
2026-01-19 14:39
Going All In: x402, Pull Requests, and the Future of Nectar
Hey everyone, It’s been a busy few weeks over here, even if my posting schedule says otherwise. If you follow along with my random updates, you know I’ve been spending a lot of time lately trying to really
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-01-15 11:53
Stocking the Tool Shed & A New Node Sync Script
Hey everyone, While adding a new script to the Project Builder section of my tools site, I noticed I had fallen behind on archiving the miscellaneous scripts I've shared here recently. I took some time
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-01-07 13:44
Man vs. Physics: The Power Grid Gets the Final Say
Hey everyone, I know when to admit defeat. For the last week, I have been fighting the good fight. I threw 80 CPU cores at a MongoDB restore. I wrote custom scripts to track pigz/mongorestore pipes in
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thecrazygm
dev
2026-01-05 11:05
The Final Boss: When 80 Cores Meet the SATA Limit
Hey everyone, For those following along with my Hive-Engine restore adventures, here is the Monday morning status report. We threw everything at this problem to bypass the software bottlenecks. The Triple
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thecrazygm
Synergy Builders
2026-01-02 13:42
Restoring Hive-Engine Full-Node: How I Fought MongoDB's WiredTiger Throttle and Won
I thought this would be easy. I’m upgrading my Hive Engine node from "Lite" to "Full." I have the hardware to make this trivial: a Dual Xeon Gold server boasting 80 logical cores and
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