The look of love! - I’d like a partner who looks at me like Angus looks at Parma... The reality of love... Aw crap.

You may, at one stage in your life, suffer a disappointment so crushing, that you are moved to consume a giftshop chocolate sculpture. Here is what to do, and what to expect. remove chocolate from protective

Found this under the floor boards today, so it was chucked under there 20 years ago...

Well I’m sleeping at the site tonight, it is 4 degrees indoors. Tomorrow morning, the contractor comes to do the dry rot treatment. These floors will be ripped out, and burned, as a warning to all the

It was widely acknowledged that the old St James Centre was the arsehole of the western world... So I was dismayed to see them drilling deep into the earth on site today. What lurks beneath? Surely it’s

The antique beans did not taste good. Having a nice glass of strawberry milk (it’s fruit!) And some chocolate. Screw January.

So many people going for the raw vegan healthy diet regime... no pasta no pizza no icecream, only powdered cactus and energised walnuts and psychic cashew paste. Good on you yeah, but I’m taking an altogether

Good evening, I screwed up my first post, so let’s take two! Mistakes, I’ve made a few.... This year I’m going to be documenting my attempts to fully refurbish a well and truly difficult house built in

Good evening, This is my first post as a Steemit user. I’m going to be documenting my attempts to fully refurbish a well and truly difficult house built in the 1700s. I have little to no experience of