I am not so clued up on spiders, apparently its harmless though. I let him hang out above my desk for about 3 days, with no problems. I got a bit freaked out when he disappeared!!

Er, that's not the largest hotel in Dubai! I think you were looking for the Burj Khalifa. Nice photo though!

"Is that a dildo under your arm?" "Yeah, I nicked it from a sex shop. The trick is to stick your nose in the air like this, and walk out like you own the place!"

Thank you @stach for a great competition! The "Everyone's a" winner selection is a great way to spread the Valentines love! Can't wait for the next one...

I really like it @angelveselinov. The frequency of your use of "I" is completely warranted, it is called "When I fall", after all! I found every verse provoked some memory or thought,

YAY, thank you!! Love the idea of this contest @littlescribe, and love the answer too! Some of my fondest memories are of spending time in my friends gardens, as a kid in London - I was never lucky enough

Thanks everyone for your positive comments, it really means a lot that you take the time, not only to read, but also to provide feedback. Big love to you all!

Great info man, thanks for sharing. I have resteemed so my 20 followers can be made aware!!

Have you done a wonderful play on words with the answer : A STEEMer!! Y'know, for steaming fresh autumn veggies?

What d'you mean "no hoodies"!?

Hi folks, loving poetsunited and your promotion of poetry! I hope you like my entry called Life's Wind no surprise I used "A Birthday Limerick" by @madevi. Thanks for the inspiration!

Perfume - ok, but roll-on deodorant?! Hilarious! You get an upvote from me for that!!

Ouch, a short story of puppy love (199 words) My first girlfriend broke up with me on Valentines day. Her name was Tracy, her surname sounded like Jacks, and the song “Tracy Jacks” by Blur was popular

@originalworks

Thanks @alestercook. I didn't manage to get a perfect pic, but it's such a pretty little bird that I just had to post!

Haha! "Can someone help me identify this blur!?"

You forgot to mention Lamacun, flat bread/pizza base with mildly spiced lamb/beef mince in a dry tomato based sauce. Wicked with sumak and some rocket or other fresh greens. I miss Turkish food... - Big

Thanks @rensoul17 We recently had problems with our water supply where I live in South Africa, however nothing in comparison to many places on the continent.

Amazing colours, brilliant photo!

Stunning photo's from all the entrants above, I have upvoted my favorites! I hope this one isn't too late?! One of the passion flowers from my granadilla vine. -