Thousands'n thousands empty desert acres! 3 miles from the nearest paved roads! And the assholes set up camp 100 yards from Vanholio! Shit! Time ta move on!!!

EV station installing at Walmart in tiny Grants, New Mexico. When I see shit like this, I feel like some kid in an old Western seein' the first horseless carriage sputter through town, driven by a dude

Stolen from @nomadstilwegomad on Instagram and confirmed in the dictionary. Not that I don't believe memes, but Vanholio is a "trust, but verify" kinda guy.

Check this shit out! Ran into this plaque on accident while walkin' Ms. Barkley. Had no idea Microsoft started in Albuquerque. This shitty little office strip is off Central Avenue (historic US Rt. 66!).

Pine tree? No! Cell tower in disguise. Were ya fooled! ... Seen in Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA.

Can ya believe this shit!? Chrysler dealership wants me ta pay $1400 to replace the broken temp control knob in my 2015 Promaster City. What the fuck!? Is the fucker made a gold? It even halfway works!

Lookin' down on Placitas, New Mexico, and the Jemez Mountains beyond. .. Started rainin' shortly after. Good day for a nap!

'Cause everything's better with bacon. Amiright!? (Seen but not sampled at Smith's Grocery in Albuquerque, NM, USA.)

Found this on an Albuquerque street corner. At least it's not a fuckin' Bible verse! And I ain't no angel, so I guess it ain't for me.

Ms. Barkley's about ta get stuck for her booster shots. Worse, she'll need ta get another rabies shot right afore we cross inta Canada in a couple months. THEN, if we're in BC long enough, one more rabies

Buddy posted this on Instagram. Had to share.

Moon over Ladron Peak, New Mexico, USA. Not a bad place ta camp! Ya just see the last bits a snow on the peak. It's not tall enough ta retain a snowpack in these parts, particularly as we're gettin' up

People keep asking Vanholio and other fulltime vandwellers the same goddamn questions about vanlife over and over again. Here’s short answers ta the Top 10. Now understand that these are just Vanholio’s

Why, this pile a shotgun shells is almost like a modern art installation! Whaddya think? Am I onto something?

I call this bunch "Miserable Texans in the Snow." Don't know the real name. Saw it hour ago in front of Hyatt Regency in downtown Albuquerque. At buddy's now in front of roaring fire.

That's how us nomads end up, if we're not damn careful..