Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Beautiful night is, When you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is, When your teddy bear hugs you BACK

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" Nobody stands up Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" Little Johnny stands up Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl. Father : That's great son. Who is she? Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter. Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to

Boy : where are you going now? Girl : for suicide.. Boy : then, why so much make-up? Girl : you idiot.. tomorrow my Photo will come in newspaper

3 drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him