This Trajectory ain’t wide enough for the both of us ! When someone is heading in your direction on exactly the same path. Goddamnit move over ! I’m not budging !

As I understood it, Opportunity’s last words supposedly were My battery is getting low and it is getting dark talk about right in the feels man.

There has got to be a special clothing store for old people or something. They always seem to wear this type of soft corduroy pants I have never ever seen in any regular clothing store.

I worked out the legs today. My gawd I feel someone ran over them, backed up, ran over them again and then for good measure reparaties that effort.

Noin Noin !

Formula 1 season. Speed, take-overs, interdriver drama’s, I love it. GP Barcelona coming up today. #zappl #f1 #formula1 #sport #racing

When all you planned to do is sleep, but all you end up doing is browsing steemit.

The feel of your face and the look in your eyes after you’ve been out drinking all night.

That feeling when you’ve written and composed a beautiful post but before you submit your computer crashes !

It’s always nice when the airblower in the public area blows a refreshing breeze across your balls in the stall. #zappl #dyson #airblower #funny #humor

This is a post to check the functioning of Steemapp. Let’s see how this works.

Watching *naked attraction* it’s weird seeing all those naked bodies but also very mesmerizing. #naked #tvshows #weird #zappl

Taking a shit on a foreign toilet must be one if the weirdest awesome things there are.#zappl #thoughts

It’s colder than a witches tit out here. My stones are so cold they could freeze your whisky ! #zappl #funny #winter #cold

A kid guns down a shitload of other kids at school. And the president wants to arm teachers ... really, THAT is the direction that makes the most sense ? Faith in humanity is slipping ... #zappl #shootings

Be aware of an active key issue with the zappl website : #zappl #keys #issue #advise #headsup

Waiting for SBD to pump again is like watching paint dry ... with the potential of the paint bursting into flames. #zappl #sbd #pump #please

Anyone else longing for that summersun high again ?! This winter and seriously lack of vit. D is making me contemplate dumping my pasty white ass into one of those ‘natural sun’ tanning booths. #zappl

Talking crypto, Steem/SBD, pegging and SMTs with my friends all night with some beers and whisky. Interesting ideas and learned a lot. #zappl #cryptocurrency #steem #sbd #smt

@zappl has received 500k Steempower in delegation from @mrdelegation. This should go a long way in enticing users to *zap*. Congrats @zappl !! #zappl #delegation #steempower #steem #news