Dear Ms. Nouveau,

I would format my reply as is standard to corporate policy but my plants are also here as well, please send help. Sending security promptly would be much appreciated. I could not leave my office even if he let me go.

His name is Seymour since you asked, and the bio-lab if able should please send someone to get him back under control. As much as I love him, he's refusing to let go and he already ate my Dentist.

Sincerely,
Albert L. Ifton.
Temporary Hire
Biological Research Internship Program