I'm done with this long relationship I'm going to bring that fridge to my room now. The age I'm done in this year sound serious and I don't like it. Can you imagine the exam Hall is silent and Siri says

My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. - Muhammad Ali - What makes a joke a joke? Does it have to be funny or is a joke still a joke just because it's intended to

It's been a minute since I've posted anything, but a sudden rainstorm (30% chance of rain, my ass!) brought me back inside from cutting my lawn, and concern from my good friend @kaminchan about my well-being

Not so Daily #DadJoke Q: What do all ninjas wear to work? A: Sneakers

... No! I grounded you two days ago, remember?" "No fair!" "Now you're catching on."

... channel? A: Nothing. Couches can't talk

... ght? It's braking news!

... ?" "Led Zeppelin" "Who?" "Yeah, they were good too!"

... has twenty-eight million degrees. Q: Why did the orange lose the race? A: Because it ran out of juice.

... d from the writing contest because he was an amatuer? It was for prose only.

... ids. She freaked out and shouted at me, "How can you say that? Why?" I replied, "I'd rather have a doctor do that."

... kidneys!" "No, you definitely have four. She forgot to account for your two kid knees!"

... one. Then it dawned on me. Q: Why do porcupines always win at soccer? A: They have the most points. I didnt like wearing a seat belt, but after a lot of pressure from my family, I finally buckled.

... a baabecue

... you'll make it into the cast!

... a meter stick. Let me you: it really straightened me out!

Daily #DadJoke for 5/23/23 "Dad, who invented air conditioning?" "A cool guy."

... ure angles. It was a protracted conversation.

... is weight. He needs to lighten up! I'm selling my used taxi. It's in fare condition.

... : Have someone throw it to you. Have an awesome weekend!