Asleep at the wheel – yet the ship sailed on, The sleeping helmsman woke to a storm-tossed dawn. The captain couldn't prove it, but he let this pass: “You do that mess again and I will whip your –!” Image

La Gatta proverbiale Cats and rain [ITA/EN] ITA Solitamente le filastrocche recitate ai bambini contengono utili insegnamenti ed una morale educativa. Eppure ho potuto osservare personalmente che la nota

Just a funny doggerel I made, ...kinda funny I must say... I made myself a fisherman and fishing fish is a hobby... I like the blackness of the eyes and the talkative people are my hobby... I threw my

Generalissimo Chinchin drew his last breath under the shade of the banyan tree. His loyal aide dug a grave, then placed the Generalissimo and his gin in. A flat river rock was found and scratched upon:

Hi all, So after having read through your wacky entries, I've selected the winners (with the approval of my co-conspirator of course). These were great fun to read. Good job people and thanks for your

--For the robots delectation 😂 - author unknown. :- --'Face piles of trials with smiles, it riles them to believe that you perceive the webs they weave; keep on feeling free. • --To whom it may concern

My letter D was supposed to be delicious with photos of my sambo raw, vegan and nutritious but in my efforts to get a wonderful snap my work of art sambo fell out of its bap and off of the plate with a

I am a pedant I freely admit and this sign I can see from the room where I sit upon my sensibilities it’s a constant assault though I’ve swivelled my chair it still manages to taunt I am pedantic now that

难得一见好蓝好蓝的天空 我决定作诗一首 ，作顺口溜一首！ 我仰望蓝天， 你是那样宁静高远， 尘世的功利在你看来是如此卑微， 而我却为微薄之利 苦苦挣扎 痛不可言！ 我仰望蓝天 你是那样辽阔湛蓝， 尘世的志向在你眼里是如此渺小， 而我却为些许小事 辗转反侧 整夜无眠！ 我仰望蓝天 白云和飞鸟是你的伙伴 我的伙伴都在哪里？ 他们奔波在赚钱的途中 他们辗转在通向成功的路上 他们和我一样 生命中除了钱 就是钱！

Sing, Muse, of that famous day, March 11th, 2005, Which will ne’er be forgot whilst poets be alive, When one brave man, acting all alone, Took stand against the iniquities of the terrible mobile phone.

我要穿秋裤， 冻得扛不住。  一场秋雨来， 十三四五度。  我要穿秋裤， 谁也挡不住。  翻箱倒柜找， 藏在最深处。  说穿我就穿， 谁敢说个不。  未来几天内， 还要降几度。  若不穿秋裤， 后果请自负！  有一种思念叫望穿秋水，  有一种寒冷叫忘穿秋裤！