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himshweta
Qurator
2020-05-05 10:14
Is your career even more important than your peace?
(These quotes are originally written, formatted, themed and designed by Himshweta).
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gavvet
funny
2018-12-25 17:09
Merry Christmas everyone!
And now for my next trick, I shall proceed to tell a very old but fitting for the season Dad Joke. What is Santa Claus's wife's name? Mary Christmas!
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juanmanavella
comocorregirlosatodosdeunsolosaque
2018-10-27 11:00
[MicroTIP] Detox - corregí todos los nombres de archivo dentro de un directorio de un solo saque en un único comando oneliner.
Otro título sugerido: como hacer que los nombres de archivo y directorio de Windows sean compatibles con Linux con un único comando. Va otro mini-micro-nano TIP para mi cada vez mas pequeña audiencia
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insaneworks
pun
2018-10-17 14:30
Writing Things Wrong
I'll tell you a little secret. English isn't my native language. "We definitely knew that." "First of all you keep pointing that out." "Every single change you get." Yeah,
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onemoretea
Actifit
2026-04-20 21:22
Promoted
Juicy Green on a Strange and Rainy Day - My Actifit Report Card: April 20th, 2026
Welcome to Liquid Eye’s Actifit Blog Monday ☀️ 7652 Another rainy day. I got a lot of things done at home, tidied up and cleaned the apartment, and even managed to go grocery shopping during a brief break
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dustinseth
steemitbloggers
2018-09-11 07:20
Slang (Steemitbloggers Contest and Comedy Open Mic Round # 29)
#oneliners The words "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" have recently fallen out of favor, being replaced by the gender-neutral "partner." Its a fine word, but I wish someone had
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memes4u
meme
2018-06-17 14:10
Troubleshooting!
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back. Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Web
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memes4u
life
2018-06-17 08:51
Life Without Women Would Be....
😀 😁 😂😰 Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Web
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shifu
china
2018-05-17 14:05
✈ Sichuan Airlines co-pilot sucked halfway out of cockpit window
Beijing (CNN) - A Sichuan Airlines co-pilot was sucked halfway out of an aircraft's cockpit when its windshield shattered during a flight, Chinese state media has reported. Captain Liu Chuanjian and his
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asterkame
Hive Diy
2026-04-21 08:07
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Beautiful Paper Flowers Wall Hanging, How to Make it
Hello Everyone! This time I made a flowers wall hanging using color paper. The design of this wall hanging is a pattern of flowers and leaves on two circles of different sizes. The flowers are pink color
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puddlejumper
funny
2018-01-26 02:56
Velcro - what a rip-off!
Velcro - what a rip-off!
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haejinfans
upvote
2018-01-06 12:26
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
"A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce..." Did you like the One liner? Then Please Upvote and Comment
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lpreap
funny
2017-11-23 06:37
Gambling is illegal in Africa because..
Gambling is illegal in Africa because there are too many cheetahs!
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research-mind
comedy
2017-11-16 18:35
Bad One Liners - Dark Comedy
I thought too much about this first one liner - so I wrote that instead. Nonsense is more common sense than making sense. It Science. Science is the signs of the times. Logic is for the Path-O-Logical.
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dlmmqb
Hive Learners
2026-04-21 21:51
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Avatar: Aang, The Last Airbender is a 10/10
Experience the nostalgia in the new "Avatar: Aang, The Last Airbender" movie. A must-watch for every true Avatar fan!
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avesa
oneliners
2017-07-21 19:00
7/11 was a part time job #oneliners
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avesa
oneliners
2017-07-21 11:46
Dad Jokes - Buns and Puns Vol. 1
Step up your dad game with these knee slappers. Simply launch off a few of these babies to light up family barbecue night. What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? "Dam" What about the
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k1ngdavid
funny
2017-06-19 20:24
AOL Account
When I was young my mom opened an AOL account just so we had spam to eat.
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son-of-satire
funny
2016-12-27 23:17
Breaking news: Trump Tower Evaccuated After Reports Of A Suspicious Package
Source: My thoughts: I think this reaction is a little over the top. He's getting rather old. All packages look a little suspect at that age. Laughter is the best medicine. Resteem if this made you laugh
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tonyz
Black And White
2026-04-20 15:48
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Gare Saint Lazare.
People on the move in Paris. Nice backlight!
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james.howie
funny
2016-10-27 14:48
I just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about this
Fruit truck spills over, create's traffic jam People who are gluten free get a lot of hate, but I really respect them for going against the grain. I'm an archaeologist and my life is in ruins These were
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