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Merry Christmas everyone!

2018-12-25 17:09

And now for my next trick, I shall proceed to tell a very old but fitting for the season Dad Joke. What is Santa Claus's wife's name? Mary Christmas!

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juanmanavella

comocorregirlosatodosdeunsolosaque

2018-10-27 11:00

[MicroTIP] Detox - corregí todos los nombres de archivo dentro de un directorio de un solo saque en un único comando oneliner.

Otro título sugerido: como hacer que los nombres de archivo y directorio de Windows sean compatibles con Linux con un único comando. Va otro mini-micro-nano TIP para mi cada vez mas pequeña audiencia

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insaneworks

pun

2018-10-17 14:30

Writing Things Wrong

I'll tell you a little secret. English isn't my native language. "We definitely knew that." "First of all you keep pointing that out." "Every single change you get." Yeah,

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Juicy Green on a Strange and Rainy Day - My Actifit Report Card: April 20th, 2026

onemoretea

Actifit

2026-04-20 21:22

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Welcome to Liquid Eye’s Actifit Blog Monday ☀️ 7652 Another rainy day. I got a lot of things done at home, tidied up and cleaned the apartment, and even managed to go grocery shopping during a brief break

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Slang (Steemitbloggers Contest and Comedy Open Mic Round # 29)

dustinseth

steemitbloggers

2018-09-11 07:20

#oneliners The words "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" have recently fallen out of favor, being replaced by the gender-neutral "partner." Its a fine word, but I wish someone had

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The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back. Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Web

memes4u

meme

2018-06-17 14:10

Troubleshooting!

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memes4u

life

2018-06-17 08:51

Life Without Women Would Be....

😀 😁 😂😰 Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Web

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shifu

china

2018-05-17 14:05

✈ Sichuan Airlines co-pilot sucked halfway out of cockpit window

Beijing (CNN) - A Sichuan Airlines co-pilot was sucked halfway out of an aircraft's cockpit when its windshield shattered during a flight, Chinese state media has reported. Captain Liu Chuanjian and his

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asterkame

Hive Diy

2026-04-21 08:07

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Beautiful Paper Flowers Wall Hanging, How to Make it

Hello Everyone! This time I made a flowers wall hanging using color paper. The design of this wall hanging is a pattern of flowers and leaves on two circles of different sizes. The flowers are pink color

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puddlejumper

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.

2018-01-26 02:56

Velcro - what a rip-off!

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haejinfans

upvote

2018-01-06 12:26

"A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce..." Did you like the One liner? Then Please Upvote and Comment

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lpreap

Gambling is illegal in Africa because..

2017-11-23 06:37

Gambling is illegal in Africa because there are too many cheetahs!

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research-mind

comedy

2017-11-16 18:35

Bad One Liners - Dark Comedy

I thought too much about this first one liner - so I wrote that instead. Nonsense is more common sense than making sense. It Science. Science is the signs of the times. Logic is for the Path-O-Logical.

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Avatar: Aang, The Last Airbender is a 10/10

dlmmqb

Hive Learners

2026-04-21 21:51

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Experience the nostalgia in the new "Avatar: Aang, The Last Airbender" movie. A must-watch for every true Avatar fan!

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avesa

oneliners

2017-07-21 19:00

7/11 was a part time job #oneliners

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avesa

oneliners

2017-07-21 11:46

Dad Jokes - Buns and Puns Vol. 1

Step up your dad game with these knee slappers. Simply launch off a few of these babies to light up family barbecue night. What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? "Dam" What about the

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k1ngdavid

When I was young my mom opened an AOL account just so we had spam to eat.

2017-06-19 20:24

AOL Account

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son-of-satire

Breaking news: Trump Tower Evaccuated After Reports Of A Suspicious Package

2016-12-27 23:17

Source: My thoughts: I think this reaction is a little over the top. He's getting rather old. All packages look a little suspect at that age. Laughter is the best medicine. Resteem if this made you laugh

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tonyz

2026-04-20 15:48

People on the move in Paris. Nice backlight!

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james.howie

I just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about this

2016-10-27 14:48

Fruit truck spills over, create's traffic jam People who are gluten free get a lot of hate, but I really respect them for going against the grain. I'm an archaeologist and my life is in ruins These were

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