First comes kids They earn thousands dollars on YouTube Than comes Adults They earn millions dollars on Apps/Website And than comes Legends like me Who earn 1.00000000000000000000000$ on Steemit 😂😂😂👏👏👏

Me by the end of the month after getting fired

This is my second Entry for the @ComedyOpenMic contest week 3. I decided to take a different rout than my usual stand up comedy routine and experiment with this one. Feedback is appreciated. P.S I'll improve

So my webcam is fucked or something I guess... Literally just bought it a couple weeks ago, now the computer won't even recognize it. I reinstalled it, the drivers, everything. Isn't working, YAY! Sooooooo

if the lord is the sheperd. Then it's ok by me to be the sheep. if steemit is the way then am ready to steem along the way at a temperature higher than steam

You try to start slow and feel the waters, still not sure if you want to make your parents pay for college or wait until Bernie gets elected so you can get it for free. You try to just ease in slow...

I tried to stop. I told myself that I could quit if I had to. I tried rationing my upvote. But it just got out of control, like that proverbial crazy bicyclist: Betcha didn't know that was proverbial.