Nobody should be alone on Saint Valentine's Day because the law forces them to be so.

How do you tell someone who’s better than you in every way that you’ve fallen for them? By not thinking you were some sort of Cupid-shot Shakespeare. I thought to myself as I trashed my seventh attempt

Great. Darcy is the ruler of our school. Prety soon, Julius is going to be like Singapore - you'll get a 00 fine for chewing gum or making out in the hallways. Author: Flynn Meaney