was looking for a joke. found it, with amusing results XD The Joke A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly

"ten tickles!" .... let it settle... bingo ;)

The palest ink is clearer than the fondest thought. Imagine this, you are zip lining in Poipu, Kauai from one mountain to the other. The guys in charge tell you how fun it will be to zip line upside down.