That's what this is about.

Today's date. Name. Time. Appointment time.

Some images that had a lot of potential.

Safe for work. When you get to the part about boobs out, no photos will follow, this is public for fuck sake.

Did I say that right, Her Majesty with a capital H? I think that's how you say it. Magistrate, The Queen, that's what I call her, The Queen. Didn't even know there was a II after it until last week. Queen

In the five years I've been here and nearly 46 years of living, I went from having nothing to say about urinals to featuring them on two cover images in less than five weeks. Ladies, something you're unaware

You know all of the images I use are mine, right? It's been awhile since I clarified that, not sure if it's still necessary. Photos, designs, everything you see to visually enhance this content is original.

A few deterring examples in the beginning about what this is not before quickly diving into what this is.