Hilarious, and I love the way you did the ,,Jim" thing with the quotes. There was a couple times you capitalized god. Twice I read "....," said God. Might want to lower case those Gs, just for continuity's sake. So other than me nit picking, the take away is that god is all knowing, but things slip god's mind. He/She/It bellows at the end there because god forgot that Nietzsche existed? I really like the bit about Benito and the washing machine--probably my favorite spin. Anyways, much appreciated. We should swap some stories some time before posting... I know I could use another set of eyes before I copy and paste from Google Docs. Loving Steemit, just posted for the first time tonight. Cheers!