Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is phones
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...
The Winner!
Best Pun
Best Pun of the Entire Week
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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I’ll sponsor each qualified entrant for two HSBI levels each week! Each winning entry will get an additional two HSBI!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Phones (because I just broke my phone, dangit)
As in,
Back in my day, we didn’t have phones. The only thing you put on the ‘gram was chocolate and marshmallows!
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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