ughhhh. yes. fiiiiiine.
I shall lay myself across the altar for all of you hahaha.. in the name of laughter and learning and growth (well - some kind of personal growth, I guess. I can assure you it's barely my plants...)
It all started with envy.
Serious envy.
Have you freaking seen garden? I smile with a GREAT BIG SMILE (and yes - fine fine fine! I'm really very proud of him, ughhhhhhhh - truly!!) I mean some people are just born with a green thumb.
I - as many of you know - have been born with a black thumb.
Last year, after the devastating news that we had a new virus that was coming to get us... I decided to flip the script on that virus. Out of covid19 - was born #grovid20. Cuz it was all about taking a negative and making a positive.
That was the idea... IN THEORY....
And then.....
My black thumb of death decided to show its ass.
I had such high hopes. We were all stuck in lockdown - how hard could it be to grow a freaking plant?!?!?!
hm. well. let me show you what I can do.
Please - stand back in awe of how dead I can make things.
I can take this... poor, unsuspecting, innocent, trusting plant
and with my MAGIC SKILLS....
I can turn it into .... THIS!
You know, I think it's really almost nearly impossible to do this. How can one kill this efficiently? All I did was love it!!!!! (loved it right to death)
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....
Think that stopped me? Think i'm gonna be the Grim Reaper of the Garden for life???
Forget that. Attempt # 295- coming right up!
I got a new violet!
After I picked up my new purple baby, I wandered the aisles of the market and asked my kind, supportive, super-caring friend....
Happy me 😇: "Hey look! Which pot should I get for my new violet???"
Supportive, caring friend 😒: "I don't know. Is there one that is anti-death?"
Well, I hope you are all ready to be AMAZED. Amazed, I say!!!
Because this year???
ok ...well not SO FAR this year, because I might already have some sliiiiiight tragedies to share... just minor ones really... 💀
but in the VERY NEAR FUTUUUUUUUUUUUUURE.... I'm POSITIVE that my garden will be as lush as 's garden.
105% positive.
Sure of it.
Anyway - who wants to ONLY SEE all the successes in life?!?!?! Tragedy is important too. Right?
Right? 😒
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