Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is flu!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, Hive account@improv.

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

If you hope to win a prize [2 HSBI for a valid entry, 2 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

How’s THIS:

Quinnertronics!

Flu
As in,

I have some good friends who are bad for me: Stu, Mack, Bug.

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!