Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is knees!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
A TON of good ones this week, and indeed, some lovely shaggy dog stories, but I can’t deny the allure of…
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
knees
As in
An old canoe went to the doctor, and said “it hurts! I can’t walk anymore!” And the doctor said “walk? You’re a canoe” And the canoe said, “fine, float. The point is, the straight parts are fine, but it hurts around the bend.”
Bada bing. You been punned. You see, because riverbends are a thing, and knees bend. Boom.
Boomity boom.
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