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Facing increasing difficulty in having our satire stay ahead of the increasingly-absurd news about Israel, the Middle East, and Jews.
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2021-05-31 08:06
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religion
2026-02-24 05:24
Haredi Parties Relieved Wasteful Spending A Permitted Kind Of Pork
New budget clears the way for continued unimpeded violation of other, more serious prohibitions such as embezzlement, deceit, and parasitism.
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iran
2026-02-11 20:21
IRGC Struggles To Counter US Plan To Release 30-50 Feral Hogs
The effort highlights the challenges of countering low-tech, high-chaos tactics in a high-steaks environment.
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iran
2026-02-01 15:41
Satan Annoyed He Must Develop New Torments For Arrival Of Ayatollah, Basij
The workload has forced staffing changes.
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politics
2025-12-24 13:50
Hunger Strike For Your Cause: New Diet Plan Turns Political Rage Into Weight Loss
"Political outrage? That's renewable energy."
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israel
2025-12-23 16:43
Off-Duty IDF Soldiers Perpetrate Genocide Against Case Of Beer
Evidence at the scene suggests that at least one half of the contents of one bottle, drained toward the end of the massacre, spilled onto a table and floor rather than into the mouth of any of the perpetrators.
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hanukkah
2025-12-22 09:17
Just A Few Hours Left Till End Of Dumb Light/Darkness Hanukkah Pap
The occurrence of the festival when nights are longest has invited unimaginative speakers to think themselves poetic by comparing the physical darkness with various negative forces.
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israel
2025-12-15 20:48
Polls Now Pitting Netanyahu Against Cheeses; 'More Credible Than Current Rivals'
Parmesan, while outpolling both Gantz and Lapid, fares poorly when pitted against Netanyahu.
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neighbors
2025-12-10 18:40
Neighbors Apparently Think Noise Restrictions Optional
Locals wouldn't mind so much if the karaoke performers could carry a tune.
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business
2025-12-02 04:55
Broken Credit Card Device Makes Miraculous Recovery When Customer Has No Cash
Observers noted that the proprietor made the same claim about the credit card machine to four customers in a row.
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terrorism
2025-11-30 15:01
Terrorist Thwarted: Synagogue Service Puts Him To Sleep
"It's going to be harder now to institute the changes the younger people want, including limiting the Mi Shebeirachs."
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judaism
2025-11-12 11:54
Bagels, Smattering Of Yiddish Oddly Inadequate To Ensure US Jewish Continuity
"I can't figure out what else we have to offer the world."
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religion
2025-11-10 07:40
Carlebach Shul Just Finished Third Hakafah
This set of Hakafot will end around December 20, when the congregation will go home, and, the following morning, begin the daytime set.
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palestinians
2025-11-06 04:46
Foreign Volunteers Dig In Gaza For Elusive Innocent Palestinians
Their existence looms large in rhetoric but they have escaped observation by actual humans outside the maelstrom of Pallywood.
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gaza
2025-11-04 09:16
NGOs: Ceasefire Line Markers Disrupt Gaza Rubble Ecosystems
"Our friends in Gaza tell us that Israel has massacred hundreds of thousands of innocent pregnant animal journalists."
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antisemitism
2025-10-28 18:46
Mein Führer, Apparently You Appeal To Queers, Gays, And Blacks Now
by Martin Bormann, Head of the Party Chancellery
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hamas
2025-10-27 18:43
Gazan So Relieved Now Hamas, Not Israel, Torturing, Killing His Family
"I feel so much better now that it's Hamas shooting my son's kneecaps than my daughters dying because Hamas forced them to stay in a building the Zionists bombed."
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israel
2025-10-27 10:37
Amid Decline, Leftists Claim Bibi Plotted 10/7 to Cull Leftist Voters
"It's absurd to suggest that our camp, the pro-democracy camp, can't attract a democratic majority, or even plurality."
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palestinians
2025-10-22 12:16
Israel Struggling To Get Stench Of Weed, B.O., Urine, Decay Out Of Seized Flotilla Craft
"Some of our men suggested napalm."
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palestinians
2025-10-19 18:08
Trump Thinks We're Scared He'll 'Open The Gates Of Hell.' But We Already Live In Gaza.
By Anas Akhzari, Hamas fighter
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politics
2025-10-15 09:47
Opponents Pin Hopes On Tiresome Anti-Bibi YouTube Ads
Voters have not, to date, understood the importance of toppling Netanyahu from power at all costs.
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