Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.. Bumper Stickers: Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am...

I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said I don't follow you Coffee pot: $50, Coffee: $10, Coffee cup: $4, Coffee filters: $0.99, Peeing after all that coffee:

Make crime pay, become a lawyer. Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime? I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. My financial

They say money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye". How guy's propose: On one knee. How girl's propose: "I'm pregnant!" Ah, 'Friday'... my second favorite F-word. I named my dog

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire... Laugh at your problems, everybody

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. I sometimes go to my own little world, but that’s okay, they know me there. I don’t have an attitude; I have a personality you can’t handle. With great power, comes

Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent. I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall. Love, the floor. The first five days after the weekend are the toughest. I’m not

Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..." What did the stamp say to the envelope? You stick with me and I will take you

Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a unicorn. In that case, always be a unicorn. If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it. Chocolate doesn't

Alcohol won't solve your problems, but It can give you an interesting set of the new ones. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. I don't have a short attention span,

在半个月前币市火热的气氛中, 入了某只新币并一直持有至今, 其结果可想而知. 我持币的信心在很大程度上是受某位高手的影响, 其影响之大令我忽略了对整个市场形势的分析. 当然, 现在回过头分析是有点事后诸葛亮的意思, 谁也不能预知未来. 但我想总结的是我在这件事中的失误. 主要失误是: 在任何时候都应该以保住本金为第一原则. 在当时此币已经不算是绝对低估, 在大家都在喊着还有几倍潜力的时候, 人已经失去了清醒头脑.