A great reminder to remember where your faith resides.

These are great problems to have, as we trail blaze the path to self governing, from our roots in the dictatorship social media. How exciting to be a part of this new normal.

As the panic has escalated, I've been asking myself two questions: 1.- What else is going on that they are trying to distract us from? What freedoms and rights will we lose as a result of this? This is

I believe it is called the "calamari- who shat their pants", or "Cala-shat" for short.

Meanwhile, you are providing much needed entertainment for the locals. You are poised to overtake the previous long standing record for "shattiest drink a bombastic tourist will drink because he thinks

I am still amazed how the masses have fallen for this illusion of global cooling/warming/cooling/warming/climate change (how long until they change the name again, to make it sound more dire?) It is

How did you manage to get all of the back shorn? Weedwacker, handle extension, and a complex panorama of mirrors? Or did you leave the back wild and untamed, to further accentuate the yin and yang of your

Ever on the alert, as a pauper's human organs are as valuable as a king's to a man in need of a transplant, but can be purchased for much less.

There is something to be said for living a life of abject Steem poverty, begging for food in the trash cans of upvotes and replies, the nails on the chalkboard screech of drivel posts drowning out the

Thanks were posting this to increase awareness. Unfortunately, most people either think it won't happen to them, or are just too self focused and oblivious to pay attention. My heart goes out to you and

Thank you!

Because one devil-child is never enough.

Or maybe a woman who has seen too much action. Like the door knob on a front door- everyone gets a turn.

The "'til death do us part" line is a motivating goal.

Charm and personality.

And he put your favorite sweater in the dryer on High for 2 hours, so you now have an outfit for your daughter's Barbie.

It's always best to check where the septic system is located before tunneling to an area to build the shelter. Trust me.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

Those are benefits I wouldn't complain about paying more for.

And then: