A Novel Way Of Getting Hired (Maybe Not So Much) in Ten Easy Steps: Step 1: Write a 1 star review on Relp because you didn't like the sushi that day. Step 2: Change the 1 star review to a 5 star review

Dear April T., Thank you so much for your time today and congratulations on your new job! You did a great job during your interview (especially considering we weren't at all sure you were going to make

Once upon a recruiting call: David: "Hi, Dean D.? This is David at the restaurant... We'd like to hire you for the expo position we discussed yesterday." Dean D.: "Oh umm... Yes Sir! Umm...

Regular comes in last night to order take-out. She's been ordering take-out lately whereas normally she comes in with a guy and they sit down to eat. Always very friendly and they love our food. She's

Dear Chad F., We were both distressed and saddened to hear of your sudden and untimely departure from our employ! Thank you so much for your time! It is unfortunate you decided to leave just prior to your

Dear Caleb W., Where are you? You seem to have disappeared! Did you misunderstand Chef to mean you should go home when she said, "Hey Caleb go to the bathroom really quick and then come back so that

Dear Unhappy And Possibly Most Important Customer In The World Who Didn't Get Her Yellow Curry With Chicken and White Rice and Did I Mention Is Definitely the Most Important Person In The World Or At Least

Dear Customer Who Was But No Longer Is No Longer Stuck In Our Bathroom, So how's it going? Are you glad to be free? We know we are glad for you! You may not know it (or even care) but this has been a crazy

Right now there is only one thing. I am sitting at a table eating tacos. It's funny how it goes sometimes... funny how as we learn to harness entanglement (for better and worse) and look with astonishment

Many of you have never asked me what it's been like to be married to someone who doesn't speak English fluently and for me to be unable to speak any of the 3 other languages she does speak well. It can

I'm not generally one to think about the past or to focus on what happened. We all have our story and all of us who are old enough remember where we were and what we were doing. Those of us who lived a

New (financially motivated 18 years old American) Prep Cook (with 3 kids who was late to her first two shifts and doesn't actually know anything about prep): "Hey. Can you give me at least 7 hours

Dear Montana (aka Jody), Thanks so much for finally getting back to me regarding your recent absence from work. I'm sure it must be very scary to wake up in a hospital bed after a two day dissociative

I was remarking to a customer at a company lunch yesterday that I had just seen someone I used to work with at the company I used to work for. He asked me what I had done there and then, after I answered,

Dear Michelle B. Thanks so much for your quick note via txt msg requesting us to send your latest time-sheet to your culinary school and for your request to mail your final paycheck to your mother's address

Dear Cammy C., Did that just happen? Did you not apply for and get hired for a full-time position as "Front of House Generalist" at our restaurant? Did you not show up to work 15 minutes late

Dear Ramon S., Why so glum? Not only have you just collected your final paycheck as a former busser at our restaurant but you have also apparently been selected to play for the Philadelphia Phillies (was

Dear Randell M's Girlfriend, I wanted to reach out to you in writing as my own way of thanking you for calling on behalf of your boyfriend, Randell yesterday. It was clear from our conversation that you