I just need to vent for a moment...

As I’ve mentioned in a few of my previous posts, my wife, Hive account@thinlinesandsuch, and I run a meal prep company. I derive a great deal of satisfaction knowing we make a healthy lifestyle accessible and affordable. Feeding people has always satiated my soul in a way I can’t describe.

Now let me tell you what doesn’t...

Above, you see a photo of what our Taco Bowl is SUPPOSED to look like. We make food into edible art, and train our employees with due diligence to ensure they can replicate our beautiful creations. We went to work last Thursday, and decide to check the orders from the night before. Instead of our lovely, taco-essenced meal, we find this:

What in tarnation is this attrocity?! It looks like a The purple Telletubby and an ear of corn fell into a tar pit. One of my “chefs” thought this was an acceptable meal to send to a paying customer.

Luckily, we were able to catch this before it went out to a customer. I like to think I’m a pretty nice boss, but this triggered my inner Jewish mother genetics into full bloom.

After a harshly worded group text, I can only hope this never happens again.

#cheflife