Com Contest Winners and New Contest ||That My Neighbour! (cc-wk22)

WELCOME!

The 21st week [cc-wk21] of the Com contest had 4 entries, with interesting stories on **"Customer is never wrong!" **. Below are the top three entries:

Gold🥇

Hive account@beckyroyal with A ruined hairday....cch #21

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After a while, she tapped my shoulder and said ”Aunty, I don finish your hair”. I smiled inwardly at her speed before sitting upright to check myself out in her mirror. I was expecting yo see an elegant hairdo on mu elegant face but what i saw was equivalent to God fobid. ”Oh my gosh, what is this?” I asked flabbergasted. She thought I was too excited and wanted to praise herself but the hawk like look from my eyes shut her up immediately...

Silver🥈

Hive account@marsdave with Fried What Again?

Ma, we don't sell fried ice cream here, we only fry eggs, yam, sweet potatoes, there's actually nothing like "fried ice cream" ma, only if....."* She didn't even allow my cousin land before she cut her short... "Young woman, are you trying to say I don't know what I'm saying?" "Young woman? Me, a mother of three..." My cousin mouthed as she sighed...

Bronze🥉

Hive account@ellizy with Angry Over Debit

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So it happened that this angry customer is a contractor who had a contract he was executing at hand, he needed money to complete the contract so he could request for his balance hence his reasons for taking a loan from an undisclosed source and the loan was disbursed into his union bank accounts. In the process of trying to transfer the funds to where it was needed he got debited and it was over a month since he had been trying to sort the issue with the union bank...

Many thanks to all participants!
Hive account@beckyroyal Hive account@mandrelmykels Hive account@ellizy Hive account@marsdave

New Prompt

Before you make an entry, please take note of this:
WHEN YOU ADD SENTENCES IN YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE OR PIDGIN ENGLISH, ALWAYS PUT AN INTERPRETATION

That My Neighbour

Describe that one neighbour who could be a full comedy show — from gossip to generator fights to borrowing sugar like it’s rent.

Want some ideas?

Do you have a neighbour who is never tired of talking and is always very loud when they speak? For a man, he talks and claps his hands while talking; for a woman, she talks and laughs like a man.

What about the neighbour who borrows things like salt and sugar every day but is always seen buying new clothes and gadgets?

Now, let’s talk about that particular neighbour who behaves as if they’re possessed by gods from other worlds.

And so many scenarios

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE

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Original content only. One post per day. 300 words minimum.

No AI-generated content, plagiarism, or recycled posts lest you be muted without warning.

Avoid excessive use of emojis — keep it clean, keep it clever.

Source images properly if they’re not yours.

Use the tags #cch and #cc-wk22

You have six(6) days duration to make your entry.
Support at least two other posts and while at it, don't forget to leave the link to your post in the Com-test-promotion channel.
REBLOG(not mandatory, but please do).
Very importantly, no dry jokes! We know things aren't funny no more, but don't make it worse. Okay? Okay!
Additionally, we don't just want a story. Make it fun. Add punchlines, let it be humorous.