Welcome to Punday Monday!
This is my yearly reminder that I design geeky t-shirts
https://www.zazzle.com/store/stinawog
tl;dr
make a pun about the topic of the week,
the topic is Spring,
here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
New To Punday?
Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, 
How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...
Rookie of the Week:
No rookies!
Pocket Choice Awards:
I am of the opinion that there are four responses to creative works one doesn’t like.
- Constructive criticism. Help them get better!
- Useful review. Help audience members know which of them will like and which won’t like this piece.
- Outdo them. Demonstrate to yourself and others what “good” looks like.
- Keep it to yourself.
There is, however, only one way to respond to creative work one DOES like.
- Send them POCKET.
What pun was your favorite?
No votes, just the onester punster...
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POCKET Choice Winner's Circle Season One:
POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:
POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Three:
It’s still season two.
Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):
Best Pun
Best Pun of the Entire Week
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
Where is everyone else?
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
SBI
See 
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Spring
As in,
Spring and baby animals! In like a lion, out like a…
How do shepherd crooks hide from the cops? They go on the lam!
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
I'm So Good at Puns
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
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