Hello Steemit, shovelling-coal here back from a small hiatus to take a bit of a different direction in order to ENTERTAIN YOU, YOU SPOILED CHILDREN share a small scene (actually only about half a scene)

Another shocking event in an already horror-laden news week, Jan Armiensen, single mother of two, was found in a public playground with her children (4 and 6 years old) high on marijuana cannabis. The

Do you remember that time when we all stood around on the grass in a circle? And the seagulls and pigeons were posturing in the square, hunting for breadcrumbs, running from children and taking wing when

In what he admits is long overdue, religious figure and creator of all existance, God, (known by various names throughout the world) has finally released a two-page apology letter for the dinosaurs and

Sports commentator/podcast host Joe Rogan has happily announced that he is expected to become the father to a litter of kittens in a few short week's time. The tattooed comic revealed in his podcast last

HAMBURG, Germany -  Notorious humorist organization Osiris has again wreaked havoc on the unsuspecting populace today as bursts of semi-automatic laughter are heard in a popular downtown shopping

Political Activist Barbera Mentum has announced on her various social media sites yesterday that she will be growing a beard in order to help "defy the patriarchy and prove that there is no difference

One of my (usually terrible) Steemit posts made a bit of money so I took my friend out for breakfast, and afterwards we saw this cat having on ok time.

Project Malcolm, the Artificial Intelligence project in supercomputing, was one of the most ambitious AI projects ever undertaken by human kind. Sadly, the project has been indefinitely laid to rest today

Two men are awaiting trial after being caught on the high seas armed with harpoon-guns and mobile phones. The two men were allegedly hunting Steem Whales, an endangered species of highly mysterious whales

15-Year-Old Alt-Right Conservative Complains of being Persecuted for his Racist Opinions Cellist Yo-Yo Ma Scheduled to Fight Hologram of Frank Zappa Earth Experiences Shocking Change as Pot Smokers get

A sad day for believers of free speech today after the release of a viral video made by 15-year-old self-defined "Alt-Right" conservative Ben Castellan in which the upper-middle-class boy is moved to tears

Has anyone else noticed the amount of shameless self-promotion currently going on in comment threads? If you've been using steemit fairly regularly recently you've probably seen this countless times: A

A bizarre and slightly unexpected rift has opened between music-lovers today, after world-renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma angrily challenged the returned hologram form of Frank Zappa to a two-enter-one-leaves

\ In an almost unbelievable turn of events, late-night internet shitposters and fans of the chronic have suddenly become a dominating force in the world economy as thousands of stoned trolls become

Tragedy befell the well known inventor of the Windows brand yesterday, after yet another of his personal blog posts went almost entirely unnoticed by the Steemit community, gaining only 2 upvotes from

Bizarre fetishes have recently become a topic of interest following greater exposure to the niches of society available to be seen through television and, especially, the internet. But perhaps none is

Shocking tens of millions of people worldwide, meme mogul and presidential possibility Donald Trump has announced this morning that he is withdrawing from the presidential election in order to further

Another shocking event in an already horror-laden news week, Jan Armiensen, single mother of two, was found in a public playground with her children (4 and 6 years old) high on marijuana cannabis. The