You name it, we've got it :) - Comedyopenmic week 13

Whilst on holiday in South Africa, I decided to try out the public transport (I like to live dangerously)!

Whilst clinging on to my handbag on the MetroPlus (train), I noticed something that took all my fear away! Cape Town is a place of miracles and here is the proof:

That's right - I found the miracle cure for all your problems!

I don't know how we were living before Dr Rooney came in our lives!

With the same day results promised - I am rather relaxed now! I know what I need to do if one day I wake up and want money in my account or a bigger ..... I hope all you good folks would benefit from Dr Rooney's same day result guarantee!

As I am a kind and caring person, I would like to share it with all the #comedyopenmic judges:
Hive account@idikuci Hive account@take5 Hive account@armiaaceh Hive account@belemo Hive account@buttcoins Hive account@profanereviews - As you guys are pro judges, what do you think of Dr Rooney?

Contestants - All of you funny folks, what do you suggest Dr Rooney should add to this list?

Curators: Hive account@carlgnash Hive account@punchline Hive account@steemwizards Hive account@nonameslefttouse Hive account@trafalgar Hive account@bitfiend Hive account@diebitch Hive account@acolucky Hive account@ilt-yodith - Do you guys think Dr Rooney stands a chance on #comedyopenmic

Generous donors Hive account@nonameslefttouse, Hive account@imjustsaying, Hive account@dj123 Hive account@idikuci , Hive account@dj123 , Hive account@punchline Hive account@take5 Hive account@nonameslefttouse Hive account@dandesign86 Hive account@redlipstick Hive account@ilt-yodith Hive account@amirtheawesome1 Hive account@yesaye Hive account@thedailylaugh Hive account@meesterboom Hive account@buttcoins Hive account@dreemit Hive account@thevillan Hive account@sisygoboom Hive account@mourningnoodles Hive account@belemo Hive account@steemmatt Hive account@holybranches Hive account@jedi-won Hive account@bitfiend Hive account@diebitch Hive account@lunasilver Hive account@acolucky Hive account@cemke Hive account@imjustsaying Hive account@armiaaceh Hive account@puncakbukit - Gosh there are too many generous people here ;) Would you guys support Dr Rooney?

Delegators - there are just too many of you good folks to add any more individual names - this oscar speech better stop now!

I would like to nominate the awesome duo Hive account@redlipstick and Hive account@dandesign86 :)

PS - I know Hive account@belemo will be especially interested in exchanging notes with Dr Rooney with all his DIY wisdom ;D